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Sunday, February 28, 2010

Finally Figured It Out!!!

I'm gonna lead off by saying that I stole this off Stevil Kenevil's website, but I've been waiting for a proper diagnosis for years. All the specialists that've been befuddled by my condition can kiss Stevil's ass. He's finally helped me to see what my issue has been.




Many of you are probably slapping your foreheads in unison as you can now plainly see, as can I, what the problem has been.

Intensive treatment consisting of brown water and hugs is to begin immediately.

Thank you for your patience in this trying time, I just hope that you'll give me the same level of forgiveness that's been earned by my peers such as OJ and Tiger Woods.

5 comments:

molnar said...

i love it. it's like the volume goes to 11. some days i feel like a -20.

bsegal said...

I keep thinking that one day I'll wake up a happy go lucky optimist, but so far this is where I'm at. A little Canadian wisdom I picked up "the glass is neither half full, nor half empty. The glass is too big" canadians are a little out there tho.

molnar said...

btw. the glass is always half enpty unless you're not drinking.

TP said...

me confused by writing...see you for a beer in a couple of weeks.

bsegal said...

I was sure that by using the "f" word multitple times this post would be clear to both the TSB guys and the dirt worshippers from these parts.
Blogfail!