Apple Cross in 10 Days? What would Einstein think?

Thats right, WWET. Why Einstein? Oh he was a crosser, at least in spirit, that is. Check out this training photo as he approaches the barriers.
I recently stumbled upon this quote that explains CX as much as relativity-"put your hand on a stove for a minute and it feels like an hour, sit next to a special girl for an hour and it feels like a minute. That's relativity" I wish they'd explained it that way back in JCPS, I migh'tve paid attention, they mentioned girls....and burning yourself.
Who wouldnt be wrapt up in attention? But I've digressed.

The theory of relativity perfectly adapts to a cyclocross setting. How long does your race seem like it lasts? How about that effort to catch the next group? or to keep that guy from catching your group. Exactly. Next time some too-serious roadie tells you how dumb cyclocross is, throw that on them...then drop an f-bomb just to, you know, keep it real and all.

AppleCross is just a few days away, time to die a thousand deaths on a picturesque farm with bewildered hoosiers abounding. You havent signed up? Not too late. Heres your link.
AppleCross

And bring the kids, cause they always like it when you make that face.