defined as:

the idiot's guide to the fast-twitch, the slow-twitch and the no-twitch as well as the beers after
..or epic ridiculocities and refreshments.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Tell Me Again Why I Thought Catting Up Was A Good Idea?



Huber’s Apple CX on Sunday, the Bob’s Red Mill Oatmeal Cup, was my first “non-beginner” Cyclocross race. What’s funny is all the sandbaggers (errr, “rookies”) from last year in the 4s lined up next to me again in the 3s… the more things change…


I was told that Huber’s Apple farm/winery/restaurant/vineyard was a great place for the family and a great cx course. So, I loaded up the wife, child, father in law, mother in law, brother in law, and 2 nephews for the 2 ½ drive to Starlight, IN. Can’t find it on a map? That’s because the only thing in Starlight, IN is a silo. Seriously.


We arrive at the venue and I must say, Joe Huber has quite a spread. I unload, register, change and pin a number. The fam heads over to the farm to take hayrides, pick apples and ride ponies while I warm up. The course is fast but challenging. A steep run up is rideable but at what cost? A double sand pit the same. Overall a great test for the new tubies (worked flawlessly) and a good reminder what CX is all about (sweet, sweet pain). Big props out to the Bob’s Red Mill team for course design and a well run event. Those guys are 100% class. And not slow on bikes either.


My race was fairly uneventful. Good start, sand pit tangled everyone up, the fast guys dropped me, I caught and passed a few riders, I held off Christian because he only had 2 gears. I was the last rider not lapped so my final lap was lonely until the elite guys warming up caught up to me. Having my father in law as a cheering/screaming lunatic on the hill climb made it hurt a little less. The shouts of “C’mon Rogue!” always push me a little, and having my daughter ringing her “jingle bell” at the sand pit always makes me go faster. Not so fast I can’t smile and wave though… and best cheer goes to my wife who channeled Ricky Bobby combined with the Trent to Mikey speech, screaming at me in the sand that I was an “Animal in the sand! A SAND ANIMAL!”


This year in the 3s is going to be a challenge. 45 minutes is a loooonnnnnng time and all the racers are fast(er). Hopefully I can “race myself into shape”. After my race we headed over to shop for overpriced pie filling, took a lap through the corn maze, and then sat down to the buffet dinner the racers got at a discount. DAMN! Mrs. Huber can make some fried chicken and apple cobbler. This was probably my first race ever where I did not leave with a calorie deficit. I am glad this place is 2.5 hours from my house because I would be racing Clydesdale.


Here are crappy cell phone pics proving I climbed the steep hill.


And here is the real reason we came down here. Dad’s race can’t compete with this.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Apple CX Weekend-Its Okay




So why did I start this off with Pearl Jam covering a Dead Moon song?(and go look up the original, solid 80's Oregon husband and wife punks). I guess between starting a new job, working like crazy and training less than I'd like to as I upgraded to Cat 3's, this is my thought....not a great plan for winning but this first race is just to jump in deep.

So whats on the menu?

We have a big weekend coming up here in the village. Friday we have Ryan Freaking Trebon doing a crossy clinic over at Eva Bandman. Thats a solid start and would be awesome even if Apple CX wasnt Saturday and Sunday.
But it is, boys and girls.
I'll be missing Saturdays race due to a conflict w KidA's CC schedule, but I'll be there to get my ass handed to me on Sunday as we haul it thru the orchards at Joe Hubers. Im thinking JoeCz and the BRM CX boys and ladies have a few fun things up their sleeves.

Time to throw it out there and see what happens.